FUNNY SMS

Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..
beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;->

Pappu Arz Karta Hai.
Hote Hain Wohi Log Is Jahan Mein Ache.....
Jo Pehenty Hain Sardiyoon Mein B Kache...=P;->

Dil ke tanhai ko awaz bana lyty hain PAppu...
jab balance katham hota hai to advance mangwa lyty hai... ;->

memon nay ghar construct karaya..
oper walay hissay main paint kia aur nechay walay hissay main likh dia
"same as above"

wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.

JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye(kitab pesh ki gaye)judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..

JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.

MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.

MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

aik larki darzi ki dukan pa jati hai aur pochti hai, G yah galay miltay hain?Darzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain.

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gayadosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahiadmi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha.

next generation child will sing : twinkle twinkle little cigar, i just went to royal bar, whisky rates are up so high, so drink beer with chicken fry :)

Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain?

Man (KHUSH hoe huye): HAAN haan Zaroor bolo kia?

Girl: Manhoos aadmi apni nazrien.

Teacher:every body write your lover"s name in one paper.

( after 5 seconds )

one boy:finished teacher.

( after 5 minutes )

One girl:Addiional paper teacher.